When I Die Funny Quotes

Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up Wilson Mizner playwright The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades especially if your teammates are bad guessers. This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from Johnny Carson to Kurt Cobain. Pin By Natalie Sutherland On Can T Breath Tumblr Funny Writing.

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When I Die Funny Quotes. Doctors are just the same as lawyers. Were born alone we live alone we die alone. When I die I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.

I would like to think I would die a heroic death but its more likely Ill trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting 32. When I Die Funny Quotes Quote Lol Funny Quote Funny Quotes Humor. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else.

Dont wait until you die. When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. Everytime I called you Luke said you were sick.

You could have fooled me. The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. Yolo You Say Funny Quotes Haha Funny Words.

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